Green Piracy

or

Why stealing music is good for the environment

Disclaimer: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Next time you pop your favorite compact disc into the old-as-fuck 5 CD changer an Indian cries and you twist a jagged knife into the earth's bleeding heart.

And not just because of your terrible taste in music, either. By supporting the record companies and purchasing CD's, you are actively hurting the environment. Only through piracy can we have hope for a better, greener future.

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Seriously, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?